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Illustration of waiter speaking confidentialy to man at table.
Man:
Waiter, you've got your thumb on my cheeseburger!

Waiter:
Well, you wouldn't want me to drop it again, would you, sir?

Illustration of flies among veggies in bowl.
Man:
Waiter, why is there a fly in my soup?

Waiter:
Because there was no room in the potato salad, sir.
　

Illustration of man speaking with waiter.
Man:
Call the manager! I can't eat this terrible food.

Waiter:
There's no point, sir. He won't want to eat it either.
　

　
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